Jerry Pournelle

Jerry Pournelle passed away recently. He was the co-author, with Larry Niven, of one of my all-time favorite alien invasion books, Footfall. The Earth is invaded by aliens who look like baby elephants with multiple tentacles instead of trunks.

Trust me, it reads a lot better than it sounds. Niven and Pournelle take the alien invasion step by step, describing the attack, and the human response, in great detail that's very well researched. Imagine Tom Clancy (The Hunt For Red October) meets Independence Day, and you'll get a good idea of what Footfall is like. This is an excellent book that's highly recommended.

New pic on DA

I have a new picture up on Deviant Art (DA!). A bikini-clad lady gets surprised by some people who are not here to give her a house warming party. You can witness the horror by going to this link right here.

The Emerald Inferno

The Green Inferno was a film directed by Eli Roth, who also gave us the first two Hostel films. And like the Hostel movies, The Green Inferno is very gory. Lorenza Izzo plays a college student who tries to help the natives in the South American rain forests, only to run into trouble.

About 80 minutes into the film, Izzo gets tied to poles by the natives, who are about to perform a nasty ritual on her. But don't worry, she escapes. I can't show you much of this scene, since Izzo's naked throughout (and for that reason it's NSFW).

Speaking of the jungles, the latest Ryta The Jungle Girl book is moving along very nicely. 37 pages so far and many more to come. I'll keep you posted on this as it goes.

You can watch/download the scene right here.

It In The Hat

You would think this was a trailer for IT, the new movie coming out this week. But you would be wrong. It's a trailer about something much, much scarier: The Cat In The Hat. But not just the book--oh no, this is the Mike Meyers Cat In The Hat movie...now THAT'S really scary!

The Lego Falcon

Lego has produced an all new version of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars. It comes in two versions, the Falcon that was seen in The Empire Strikes Back, or the "present day" Falcon that will be seen in the upcoming The Last Jedi.

And it even comes with Porgs, too!

While it looks great, featuring an interior (complete with the 3D chess set table), the price is a little terrifying. $800.00. Yep, eight hundred dollars. For that kind of cheddar, this baby should be able to make the kessel run in twelve parsecs for real.

Star Crack

Raffish has clipped this scene from an Italian parody of Star Trek (hence the name Star Crack). I haven't seen the entire video, but I certainly like this scene for the obvious reason. No gag, but a very nice barefoot hogtie. Being a big Star Trek fan, I wish I could see the whole thing.

You can watch/download the scene right here.

New DA picture

I have a new Poser picture up for September. A kidnapper thinks he's got all of the angles covered...except for one, and that's a biggie! You can see what he missed right here.