Fifty Shades

Just in case you're wondering, the picture that I used for the recent "Shish-Kabob" post was from the first 50 Shades of Grey film.

Dakota Johnson, the daughter of Miami Vice's Don Johnson, stars as a woman who enters into a kinky relationship with a wealthy man.

What's frustrating about this film was how they spent the better part of it just negotiating about what they're going to do during their fun time.

When they finally do get it on, the scene itself is so strangely "meh" that it almost does nothing for me (and I doubt that's really Dakota in some shots), but at least we got SOMETHING out of this. I disliked this movie so much I never bothered to watch the sequels.