Monday, May 4, 2020

Happy May the Fourth

Happy May the Fourth (as in "May the Fourth be with you")!

In honor of this Star Wars Day, we have Natalie Portman, from Attack of the Clones, making sure she's able to get herself out of some chains by slipping a metal piece into her mouth.

When she gets chained up by the bad guys (large flying bug-like dudes), Natalie immediately starts working on her escape while the future Darth Vader whines like a sniveling little bitch.

Thankfully, Natalie escapes from her chains before getting clawed by a beastie in the arena. Portman would do one more Star Wars film before going on to be Thor's girlfriend and an Oscar winner.

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