True Love

Happy Valentine's Day! Here's a story of a young woman who's been abducted by some bad guys. She tried to escape on her own, but is caught and tied up (all shown).

But have no fear, because her boyfriend comes to the rescue, and he...doesn't save her! The chucklehead gets knocked out, and now somebody has to rescue him, along with his still-tied girlfriend.

But that's OK (for us), because she's barefoot throughout this scene. And she goes and rescues herself, as well. The moral of this story is: Valentine's Day is bullshit, because true love doesn't need a holiday to validate it. You can see this scene right here.