Shark Night

Hey, everybody, it's Shark Night! This was a cheesy but fun horror thriller about a bunch of sharks attacking people in a lake.

How did the sharks get in the lake? Well, that's a result of some weird machinations from some evil-doers.

Why would anybody put sharks in a lake? Who the hell knows. All I care about is that Shark Night is filled with barefoot scenes, with the actresses going barefoot for the better part of the film's running time.

This takes place in Louisiana bayou country, which also gives the actresses an excuse to wear bikinis and short-shorts.

It even has scenes of danger, as scantily-clad damsels are offered to the sharks as if they were really big bait.

But all is well that ends well, as safety precautions are all carefully watched over by rescue ranger dogs.